Sunday, February 12, 2012

FUN!!

OH JOURNAL THE FUN I HAD TODAY!!!
And right under their noses!
The three of them didn't know what I was up to and I am sure they will be ever so mad to know what I have done because they get so mad when we have to move but hey SCREW THEM!! They keep trying to have their fun on their own or keep me from mine so I did it! Oh yeah I did it!
I have no idea who she was but boy was she fun! I seen her at the coffee shop. She liked black coffee. This was odd because everyone wants one of those fancy drinks of coffee with ice in it. That never made any sense to me, coffee with ice? Any way......were was I......OH YEAH!!!
I had her in the van before she even realized that I had smacked her in the head with a tire iron. Not very creative I know but it was spur of the moment so I had to use what I had at hand. I got her back to the house and down to my awesome basement and that is were the creativity came out my friend. Oh journal  I wish I could have seen Wolf's face when I went to work. I know he would have had that look on his face like he could have done things better but I know on the inside he would envy the techniques I used on this young woman. The way the blade worked through her skin was so artistic and beautiful I wanted to cry. I DID CRY! HA! It was beautiful. The pain that her eyes shown me, that pleading to stop my work. Oh but I didn't. No sir. There was no stopping this train. I was able to cut her all the way open and see her beating heart before she passed out. She was a tough one. I have to give her that. Her heart is in the crockpot now, along with part of her liver, and a hunk of lean meat from her right butt cheek. The aroma in the house is making my mouth water as I sit here typing. Wow! What a rush. So I am sure that when SHE gets home she will be sooooo angry at me for making such a mess, but I hope they can forgive me knowing that I worked so hard to cook them such a nice dinner!
Adversary